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OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

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“I am jealous of everybody who is with you when I’m not with you.”

(via im-simply-me)

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Picture of Harry and Niall in the year 2069

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Have you practiced your Anaconda squat today?

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Never catch a Thugg off guard

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I’ve watched this at least 200 times

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  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
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Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner


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selfies to usher in my new faceless blogging era 

you might be faceless but dat ass is lookin at me

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2 AM, 62% charged, and I still want ur dick

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What would happen if there here were black time travelers lmfao

There would be SO many people I need to punch in the face

All the founding fathers


I’d take a shit on Ronald Reagan a couple times

Good lord it would be so much fun

I’d fuck Robert E. Lee’s ass up

King Leopold I’ll get fucked up

I’d smack the piss outta Susan B. Anthony 

man that shit would be fun

Punch Margaret Thatcher in the boobs

Fade Margaret Sanger on sight 

Pistol whip Christopher Columbus

I personally want to go back and tell the woman that accused Emmitt Till of whistling at her than she aint fucking fine all white i got my foot on her neck.

Yo if time travel was possible I’m heading straight back to 1491. Columbus & his homeys is getting domed, All the european monarchs’ castles are getting firebombed, I’m smuggling rifles to everyone on the west coast of Africa, & penicillin to everyone in the Americas.

Cut that shit off from jump

I’m pistol whipping all the crackers the bombed the church killing the four girls before they even make to the church.

Also stomping a mudhole into Byron De La Beckwith for killing Medgar Evers and walking around all smug and shit. 

I would warn the Black Panthers about J Hoover’s ole bitch ass and plan operation Black Reign. Hoover can get these hands for Cointel Pro. I would do a drive by all through the south hitting every KKK member. I’d take a trip to Tulsa,OK and arm every Black person with bullet proof vest, machine guns, and letting know the government gone drop a bomb so they should get their affairs in order.

Imma take a picture of Cleopatra, the Spinx, and some random civilians on the streets of Cairo to prove to these racist whites that the ancient Egyptians were in fact, Black.

In fact!

Imma take my self past Victorian Europe and take a couple selfies with the Black nobility and the ruling Moors as well.

You know what!?

Imma mosey on over to Jerusalem and take a couple selfies with Black Jesus while I’m at it.

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